So it has been brought to my attention that I have a "scent". At first I thought this might be a slight against my personal hygiene, but considering I take a 75 minute bath in rose petals every morning, I convinced myself otherwise.
Apparently a person named Pam, who shall remain nameless, said that she could smell my scent on a piece of furniture after I was on it. According to WebMD, this is the first stage of lunacy.
Actually, the first sign may be letting me into your house to sit on your furniture. If nothing else, it is bad judgment.
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I hate you.
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