I am in a real bad mood today. I put up with turds that have learned to imitate human beings. They have mortgages, SUV's, and watch Jay Leno. They are convincing. Just like real turds, they are composed of complete waste with nothing of any value on the inside. Also, just like real turds,the fat ones seem to give me the most pain.
Enough frowning. How about some happy news? Right now I have a beard. He is 13 days old and weighs 17 ounces. I have named him Bobby.
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