I shaved this morning and gave a brief goodbye to Bobby, my beard.
A brief eulogy:
Bobby was three and a half weeks old. He was unmarrried but is survived by three children: two goaties and a soul patch.
He majored in social economics at Purdue University, but dropped out shy of graduation after he became "disillusioned"
He stole my girlfriend from me. I hate him.
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